- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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