- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Lil Wayne

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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