How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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