why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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