Chuck Norris.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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