Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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