- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

123 f*ck off

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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