Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

123 f*ck off

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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