Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Weaner

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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