- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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