what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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