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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No