- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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