- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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