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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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