- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk