why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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