there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

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