Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Women's rights.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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