Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Pickle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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