- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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