- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Weaner

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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