Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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