- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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