i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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