- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How old is victor? Half past dead

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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