- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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