- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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