why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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civil rights

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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