Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Who is big and stupid My brother

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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