WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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