- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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