- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

These Jokes suck.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Neither did she.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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