- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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