- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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