- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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