OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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