Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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