- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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