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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How old are you? 7

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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