- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Gay rights.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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