- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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