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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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