In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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cory is gay

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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