- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

No your aunties a joke

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??