There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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