Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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