- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

my penis

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What rhymes with milk...milf

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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