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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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