- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the chicken cross the road...

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My cat just died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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