In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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