- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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