- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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