- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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