Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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