What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Sex

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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