If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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