whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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