- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.