Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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