- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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