What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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You are joking right?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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