- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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