Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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