The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

a black man pays his child support

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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