Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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