- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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