If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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