- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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