- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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