- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

hers a joke... japanese people

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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