Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Poop...

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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