A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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