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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Happy Monday!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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