Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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