- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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