Women's rights

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Refridgerator.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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12 in general

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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