- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Potassium? K.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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