My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Potassium? K.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

woman's rights

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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