- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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