- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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