- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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