- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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