Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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