What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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