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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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