What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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