- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Knock knock. Who's there?

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Roses are red Im adopted

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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