This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Roses are red Im adopted

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