Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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