- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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