- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

This is an anti- joke

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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