- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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