So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A pope meets another one

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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